Thursday, October 21, 2021

THE BIG FAREWELL: Pacquiao Retires

 

His nickname was “Pac-Man,” though he should’ve been called the Muhammad Ali of the Pacific Rim. Such was his image: a larger than life figure who elevated the Philippines with each of his stirring victories. 

 

From the night in 2003 when he entered the Alamodome to challenge the already legendary Marco Antonio Barrera, Manny Pacquiao seemed hell-bent on scaling one career peak after another. An embarrassing generation of heavyweights had made it possible for men weighing no more than jockeys to captivate boxing audiences as they’d not done since the Great Depression. It was once again the small man’s moment; hungry for fame, Pacquiao soared. By 2009 he was boxing’s most reliable star. By 2012 he was an international name and a Philippine congressman, and by the time he announced his retirement this month he was an institution. It is probably true that Pacquiao did more to put the Philippines onto the world’s radar than all of the great Filipino fighters before him combined.

 

When he recently said farewell to boxing at age 42, Pacquiao shared with Julio Cesar Chavez and Roberto Duran the rare distinction of being a foreign fighter beloved in the U.S. To a stubborn minority of fans, Pacquiao was a spotlight hound, plagued by enough controversies to sully his smiling image – unproven steroid accusations,  political connections of dubious merit, and a grab-bag of excuses when things didn't go his way,  everything from mysterious injuries to ill-fitting socks. But to the majority, Pacquiao was a kind of genius: a wicked southpaw puncher, a crafty boxer, always prepared to fight (unlike Duran), charismatic and charming (unlike Chavez), and perfectly attuned to what the customers wanted from a champion. 

 

Pacquiao’s reputation was not made by promoters and could not have been. In an era when fighters were at the mercy of networks, Pacquiao flew through boxing like a meteor, forcing the world to follow him in a lightning game of ‘catch me if you can.’ A short fellow with a wispy mustache who could barely speak English, he was hardly the debonair sports figure preferred by segment producers, yet his presence howled at us through television screens – we saw his frustration during tough fights, the joy he took in his own dazzling footwork, the satisfaction he took at his own perfection – and he reached across a mass medium in ways few fighters do, pounding his gloves together, smiling, weeping, wincing, scowling. He was like an opera star,  his every gesture reaching out to the cheapest seats. 

 

His style seemed reckless, designed to sweep across rings and leave opponents disoriented before they were socked to the canvas, but what gripped his audience was Pacquiao’s ravenous appetite for battle. Even late in his career when he had slowed down he still looked like a predator smelling blood. At times his combinations seemed awkward, but in the middle of these sloppy displays came the pinpoint left hand, a round of lazy fireworks capped off by a single live grenade. The knock against Pacquiao in the early days was that he lacked sophistication, that he was nothing more than a feisty guy who enjoyed a good scrap. Yet when his prey was cornered, the execution was swift and exact, as if he’d gone from being a berserker swinging his sword to a cold, professional assassin. Pacquiao became all the more intriguing when we learned of a member of his posse whose job it was to ward off evil spirits.

 

This belief in hoodoo followed Pacquiao throughout career. It was even revealed that a dozen or so of his camp followers were positioned around his bed as he slept, the idea being that if a succubus found its way to Pacquiao’s hotel room, it would become confused and sink its fangs into the throat of a mere sparring partner rather than the beloved international boxing star. He may have been fighting in American football stadiums and living like a raja, but he was still the ragged boy who grew up in the Philippine slums, a man who attended cockfights and believed in ghosts. This is why there were stories of his countrymen, unable to afford shoes for their children but gathering on fight night, watching the action on a TV attached to a car battery. They lived vicariously through their champion whose life seemed magical. If an evil entity dared to get near Pacquiao, his fans would’ve torn it to pieces and had their hero ready for church on Sunday.

 

As displayed across 72 professional bouts and nearly as many amateur contests, Pacquiao’s raison d'être was to please crowds. “I just want to make the people happy,” Pacquiao said after his fights. He was a ham at heart, often appearing on talk shows to sing old pop hits - the high point may have been when he joined Will Ferrell for a duet of John Lennon's 'Imagine,' Pacquiao's schoolboy earnestness almost palpable. He also starred in a handful of cornball action flicks, including one where he wore a Captain Marvel cape and saved the planet. We knew members of his camp by name, and we even knew his wife, Jinkee, by sight. There were Pacquiao toys and dolls, purchased by grown men. The latest news is that he plans to run for president of his country. No one is surprised. This was no ordinary boxer, though his story had traditional boxing tropes: growing up in extreme poverty, achieving fame and glory, suffering some crushing defeats, overcoming personal problems, and then the later years, punctuated by comebacks and miracle wins. Throughout, he kept a twinkle in his eye, like the night he was receiving his prefight instructions in his dressing room and interrupted the referee to ask, “If my opponent is down on one knee, can I hit him?” When told no, he looked into the camera and winked. No matter the heights he reached, Pacquiao always seemed like a street urchin who had broken into a candy store, tossing the goodies to his pals outside.

 

Like most fighters, Pacquiao overstayed his welcome, and recently he lost to an opponent he would’ve blown away just a few years ago. In the 2010s, a less vicious Pacquiao emerged – he was so proud of his increased ring savvy that outsmarting opponents became preferable to knocking them senseless. But his admirers will always remember his string of knockout wins in the 2000s, when it seemed like sparks were flying from his gloves. The drama came from our fear that this funny little fellow might walk into a punch, as he did on occasion, his style of diving towards an opponent seeming more suicidal as he took on larger men. He was like a tightrope walker; there was always a feeling of relief when he got to the end of a fight without falling to his doom. 


Whether he belongs at the same table as Ali or Ray Robinson is irrelevant. At a time when boxing needed a new superstar, he planted his flag in the ground and declared himself the man to watch. There were other great fighters in the past few decades,  but few were as fun as Emmanuel Dapidran Pacquiao, whose roaring left hand and impish smile provided a small amount of light in an increasingly dark new century.

 

- Don Stradley

Tuesday, September 28, 2021

CHANGING OF THE GUARD

Anthony Joshua stood in his corner, his back to the ring, resting his head across his forearms. If the great artist Auguste Rodin had wanted to sculpt a figure and call it "The Colossus in Defeat," this was the pose. 

It was near midnight, British time, in Tottenham Stadium, September 25, 2021, a bit less than eight  years to the day of Joshua's professional boxing debut, when he'd come from the Olympics with a gold medal and an aura of burgeoning greatness. He'd need less than a round to beat a fellow named Emanuel Leo that day at the 02 Arena. In more recent times he has looked anything but great. He's just one of many reasonably talented heavyweights at work today, albeit a rich and photogenic one.

There's no reason to feel badly about Joshua's recent loss. He has earned  millions in his career. It just so happens that a quicker, more determined challenger, the Ukrainian Oleksandr Usyk, beat the wealthy champion for 12 rounds and took his title. That's boxing. However...

We're less surprised than we might've been. Joshua was most everyone's pick to defeat  Usyk. He was a genuine heavyweight giant, while Usyk was a beefed up former cruiserweight who had looked lackluster in recent bouts. Yet the loss wasn't an earth shattering upset, not comparable to when Joshua was knocked out by Andy Ruiz two years ago in New York. This time there was only a sense that our doubts about Joshua are fully realized, and shame on anyone who buys into the hype again.

Joshua has been uneven since winning the championship from Wladimir Klitschko in 2017, a rousing bout where he showed impressive grit and courage. Since then, as if reaching the top of the business had worn him out, he has proven to be unreliable, a sort of majestic racehorse that won't run. Not even promoter Eddie Hearn, Joshua's chief supporter, could put a shiny spin on his losing effort against Usyk. "I don't think it was a great performance from AJ," Hearn said. "He looked tired as the fight went on."

Joshua was a gentleman in defeat, saying only that he'd lost to the better man. Despite a rematch clause, there were no loud promises  to return and get his title back. He, too, seems weary of his own hype. 

"I think the rematch is very tough," said Hearn, "but there's absolutely nowhere to hide."

Indeed, Joshua is far too comfortable and famous to fight his way back the old-fashioned way. He also looks less like a great fighter every time he steps into a ring. Usyk beat him by official scores of 117–112, 116–112 and 115–113, while many observers thought the difference was wider than indicated by the ringside judges. Joshua had a few moments of good offense in the sixth round, and was intermittently effective with body shots, but throughout the fight he seemed confused by Usyk's movement, unable to adapt. He was nearly out on his feet in the twelfth, offering only slap-punches while southpaw Usyk popped him at will with straight lefts.

Armchair viewers weighed in with their thoughts after the bout. Most zeroed in on Joshua's lack of focus,  how he appears to have something wrong mentally. Others wonder if he has become too much of a boxer, forsaking the punching power of his earlier days. There's some truth in all of this, but the overriding knock on Joshua is that he is a typical young athlete of the era, built on a scale worthy of Mount Olympus but too pampered to maintain the requisite hunger of a champion. 

Who knows if Usyk will suffer the same consequences. He's scrappy, with a sense of humor, a nice change from the occasionally dour Joshua. There are those who say other heavyweights are better, but the one Usyk whipped on September 25 was the one  recognized as the champion of the world by four different sanctioning bodies. 

The pattern of the fight was discernible from the opening round. Joshua moved about on stiff legs, hesitant to throw his right hand. Usyk, realizing early that he was more nimble than Joshua, chipped away at him with rights. The event wasn't entirely one-sided; Usyk's face was bruised after the bout, proof that  championships don't change hands easily. The only real drama, though, was realizing that the Ukrainian underdog was pulling off an upset.

Joshua's chin, questionable even in some of his best outings, held  up this time. Yet he spent the final moments of his second championship reign against the ropes, on the verge of falling out of the ring. The final bell saved him.

There was a time in the distant past when a new heavyweight champion was major news. The imagery that reporters used in those days, that a new champion was "crowned," while the old was "dethroned," evoked a sense of  historical significance, as if they were chronicling the downfall of a king. With Joshua's loss, there's no sense of a king having fallen. He's just another athlete with more money than he'll ever need. Among his many endorsement deals, Joshua recently signed a three-year contract with a hemp supplier. As the "ambassador" for the Love Hemp Group, he's decidedly less than kingly. Long live the king of hemp.

What Joshua has going for him is British fandom. The Brits are forever loyal to their fighters, and lesser boxers than Joshua maintained strong followings even after some dreadful defeats. There were 70,000 customers in Tottenham. The British will likely buy into their man again. "Keep positive," Joshua said on social media after the bout, "even if the world’s crumbling in front of you!" 

It was a nice sentiment, but one wonders if sentiment is all Joshua has left. 

 

- Don Stradley


 

 


Monday, June 7, 2021

The YouTube Invasion

It's not as if last night's exhibition between Floyd Mayweather Jr. and Logan Paul established a new low in boxing. But a promoter would have to work pretty hard to get any lower. 

There was little to take away from the event. Paul, a "YouTube celebrity," failed to make us think he was a star in the making. As for Mayweather, he looked nothing like the greatest fighter of his era, not even a 44 year-old version.  

"You've got to realize, I'm not 21 any more," Mayweather said. "It's good to move around with these young guys."

Paul, who finished the fight on his feet, was ecstatic. "This is one of the greatest moments of my life," he said.

But if going the eight round distance with a certified Hall of Fame fighter was only "one of" his greatest moments, we can't imagine what Paul considers his absolute zenith. Maybe he was more fulfilled  the time he filmed a corpse in Japan's "suicide forest" and uploaded the footage to his YouTube channel. 

As a YouTuber, Logan Paul is the equivalent of the schoolyard creep who eats nasty things on a dare. As a fighter, he's on par with the characters we used to see on Fox's Celebrity Boxing show of 20 years ago, back when one of The Partridge Family kids flailed away at  one of The Brady Bunch kids.

"I don't want anyone to tell me anything is impossible ever again," Paul said. "Everyone can beat the odds and do great things in life."

The crowd at Miami's Hard Rock Stadium may not have known what odds he referred to, nor did viewers at home. Home viewers may have beaten some odds just in seeing the fight;  the Showtime PPV feed was so botched that many spent the night staring at a blank screen. What would they have missed for their 50 bucks? The chance to watch Paul wrap his long arms around Mayweather, and to hear a bunch of loopy Showtime commentators shout BING on those few occasions when Mayweather actually landed a punch. But anyone with money to burn on such a farce can't be pitied. They had to know what was coming.

Paul appeared to be as big as a Viking chieftain, but was content to clinch his much smaller and much older opponent. The fight had no judges, so if Paul was still standing at the end he could claim a sort of moral victory for YouTubers everywhere. And though Mayweather scored with the occasional punch, he was simply too little to hurt the man in front of him. 

A fighter with Mayweather's vast experience was expected to dominate a novice such as Paul and knock him out. When this didn't happen, observers were puzzled. Did Mayweather let Paul survive? Mayweather offered no excuses after the event.

"I had fun," he said.

In some ways, it was like any other Mayweather fight, his opponent tiring as each round passed, Mayweather landing his sneak shots. The difference here was that Mayweather spent more time coming forward, while Paul backed away, a slightly dim mastiff intimidated by a feisty schnauzer. 

Suppose you were Mayweather, and you stood to make millions of dollars to fight a character from YouTube. Sure, you could do as your old rival, Manny Pacquiao, was doing, and fight tough men like Errol Spence or Keith Thurman. But would you really risk your health against such young tigers? Of course not. Add Paul to Mayweather's recent list of opponents - MMA star Conor McGregor, who'd never boxed professionally, and Tenshin Nasukawa, the tiny fellow "knocked out" by Mayweather for what appeared to be a gathering of Japanese businessmen -  and it is clear that Mayweather has become the high priest of novelty boxing.

As it turned out, Mayweather did the right thing by fighting Paul. He made a lot of money and left the ring without a scratch. Also, as it turned out, he looked his age. At times he looked like a man struggling with a King-size mattress. There's talk that he might fight Paul's brother, Jake, who made a scene at a recent press conference by stealing Mayweather's hat. We may be starved for fights, but we don't need another round of Mayweather versus the Paul family.

After the final bell,  Logan Paul did a handstand in the ring. Some observers compared him to Rocky Balboa going the distance with Apollo Creed. Of course, the fictional Balboa was a journeyman who lived in a hovel. Paul lives in a mansion in Puerto Rico and once spent $2 million on Pokemon cards. 

Still, there's no reason to dislike Paul. Perhaps we should get used to his type. We're bound to see more fighters just like him, guys with no real credentials but big followings on Twitter. If Sunday's exhibition draws anywhere close to a million buys, we may see a new generation of boxers born on our social media feeds. In our media-soaked world, being a cheap celebrity may be the quickest route to a title shot.

 - Don Stradley






Monday, May 24, 2021

The Kid Brother

"Marvin is gone," the old woman said, "but I have another son." 

This is Brockton, Massachusetts. Marvelous Marvin Hagler used to live here. 

It is Sunday afternoon, May 23rd, Hagler's birthday. Hagler's been dead for two months, and the little crowd in Marciano Stadium is celebrating "Marvelous Marvin Hagler Day." 

The woman is Hagler's mother, Ida Mae. She has sat by quietly as a series of invited guests stood on a podium and paid tribute to Hagler, the former middleweight champion of the world. During a stifling hot afternoon, she has endured  some off-key singing from a choir, and a lot of talk from local politicians, none of whom were around when Hagler was fighting. A few well known figures from the boxing world dropped by to pay their respects. Those who couldn't make it sent video tributes that played on a big screen. Now Ida Mae is onstage, holding a bouquet of flowers, addressing the small audience.

She seems elegant, but wiry and tough. You think, yes, this is the sort of woman who could've raised Hagler. But now Ida Mae is talking about this other son.

"He has been so helpful to me since Marvin passed on...I  don't know what I'd do without him..."

In the distance one can see Robbie Sims, the half-brother of Hagler. He has spent the entire afternoon on the outer rim of the event, a plain red cap pulled down over his eyes. 

Watch any of Hagler's old fights on YouTube. Watch the Hagler team running to the ring to be introduced. Sims is always up front, clearing the path for his brother, the champion. 

"Marv was captain of the ship," Robbie once told me, "and I was the first mate."

Robbie had a pretty good career. Bob Arum used to call him "the gatekeeper," because he'd fight the middleweights who weren't deserving of a title shot. If they couldn't get past Robbie, they couldn't get to Marvin. When Marvin left the boxing scene, Robbie's career petered out. He spent the later part of it fighting in makeshift rings set up in local restaurants. Relieved of his gatekeeper duty, he spent more time getting high and chasing women. 

The Brockton cops grabbed him one night, shoved him in the backseat of a squad car, and told him point blank we don't give a damn about you or your brother. He spent the night crying in a jail cell, promising God that he would be a better man. 

He ended up in rehab. He cleaned himself up, found religion, felt the hand of God on his shoulder, and went to work as a truck driver. God was good for him. Now he's here, in Brockton, listening to people talk about Marvin.

Very late in the afternoon, the MC introduces Robbie by name. "Rockin' Robbie Sims!"  

Robbie looks startled. A woman takes his arm and guides him to a safe spot one hundred yards behind the stage. He watches the  rest of the presentation from this distance, an anonymous figure in a near empty football field. 

He looks surprisingly thin. His clothes are clean and pressed, but they hang as loosely on him as a scarecrow's rags. He gets bored and starts walking around the field. He walks with a limp, the left leg dragging. Now and then he makes a funny face, or breaks into a robot dance. I keep thinking this is strange behavior for the brother of a legend.

I met  Robbie a dozen years ago at a fundraiser where his brother was signing autographs for charity. Robbie was in a corner by himself, seated against the wall, almost hidden by a large potted plant.

He was visibly uneasy. He asked a photographer to snap a photo of him with Marv. Then he walked out. 

I saw him a week later at the Brockton gym where he and Marv used to train. He hit a bag,  worked up a sweat, talked about old times. He had a lot to say about God and Satan ("The devil always knew how to reach up and press my buttons") and how he didn't enjoy being in public ("Too many voices from the past; too many ghosts"). It wasn't so much an interview as a chance to let Robbie ramble.

When the interview was published, he didn't like it. He said it was strange to read about himself. Yet he wanted 20 copies to hand out to his friends and family. I still hear from people who know him. He's a sweetheart, they say, but weird. He doesn't own a phone.

On Marvelous Marvin Hagler Day, the gathering in Brockton is shrinking. People file out to avoid the crushing heat. By the time Ida Mae gets up to speak, she's addressing only a few dozen local people, her tinny voice echoing around the deserted  stadium. The small turnout is a jarring reminder that Marvin fought a long time ago, back when Reagan was president.

It doesn't appear that Robbie will speak. This is a shame because I remember him once telling me how much he enjoyed being Marvin's brother. 

"My career was over as soon as Marv retired," Robbie said. "It wasn't fun anymore." 

I remember Robbie giggling like a child, telling stories about his youthful days with Marvin, how they would stand together in front of a mirror, posing side by side like boxers,working on the techniques Goody had taught them that day, shadowboxing in total silence so they wouldn't wake up Ida Mae. Now, hot winds blow into his face, making him squint; empty water bottles roll by his feet like tumbleweeds in a dead western town.

"Marvin is gone," his mother was saying, "but I have another son."

Instead of bringing Robbie to the stage, she introduces some Italian fellow, Marvin's driver. 

Robbie stays in the background, looking on. The driver says a few words, unintelligible because of the cheap sound system and the rising wind. And that's it. 

The M.C. thanks everyone for coming. The politicians file out. Marvelous Marvin Hagler Day is over.

At the far end of the field, away from everybody, Robbie starts applauding, putting his hands together for his mother's other son. 

Perhaps he's wondering if life will ever be fun again now that the ship's captain is gone.

 

- Don Stradley







Sunday, November 29, 2020

Mike and Roy: Battle of the Aged

Mike Tyson seemed alert but slightly tired, something like a large dog after a romp in the park. His small tank of a body looked weathered - one noticed that the old tattoos had actually faded a bit over the years - and his face was drawn, though more from dehydration than anything his opponent had done.

This was moments after last night's exhibition at the Los Angeles Staples Center. Wearing oversized gloves in a smallish ring, Tyson and a soggy-looking Roy Jones Jr. had gone eight two-minute rounds for something called the "WBC Frontline Battle Belt." It was two days after Thanksgiving, 2020, a full 35 years after Tyson made his professional debut and knocked out Hector Mercedes in Albany. It was rather strange that his tornado of a life had tailed off to this odd tableau, with him panting into Jim Gray's mic before an empty arena. Still, it was a safer ending than many of us had predicted for him.

His sixteen minutes of grappling with Jones, which ended with no clear winner, was hardly a comeback bout. It was more like a long delayed coda. Tyson, 54, wants more of these nights. He wants to give exhibitions all around the planet and donate his money to charity. He's a humanitarian now. He says this often, a child with a new word.

As has been the case in recent years, Tyson was somewhat charming and humble during his postfight interview. He talked about how good he felt, and praised Jones for taking his punches. When Jones was asked if he'd been concerned about facing Tyson, Iron Mike interrupted and said, "I haven't fought in 15 years. How come nobody was worried about my ass?" 

Tyson proposed more of these events where "legends" could compete on pay-per-view, and invited Jones back. Then he wandered off into the catacombs of the arena, perhaps wondering how long it would take to regrow the Jerry Garcia beard he'd shaved off for the exhibition.

A trio of unofficial "celebrity judges" (Vinnie Pazienza, Christy Martin, and Chad Dawson) had deemed the contest a draw, but Jones felt he'd edged it. The truth is that Jones had looked exhausted after the first minute, gulping air.

When asked if he would fight again, Jones said possibly, if it was "cool with my family." He sounded upbeat for a weary, middle-aged man with bad knees.

There had been talk that Tyson and Jones were going to fight 17 years ago, when Tyson was on a downhill skid and Jones, though lighter in weight, was considered the best in the game. Things didn't work out back then, but nothing about Saturday's event makes us think Jones would've done any better during the George W. Bush era. Though he occasionally landed a jab or a flicking combination, Jones spent most of the eight rounds holding onto Tyson, while Tyson thumped his ribs.

"The body punches definitely took a toll," Jones said. "It's something to take the punches that Mike throws."

Those watching at home were deluged by noise from what sounded like a dozen ringside commentators, a lineup that included Sugar Ray Leonard and Snoop Dog. But while there was much yapping about history being made with two former superstars in the ring - and in fairness, Tyson and Jones appeared to be trying - what we all saw was little more than a glorified gym session. When Leonard was asked his opinion at the end of the program, he was noncommittal.

"Mike is 54," he said. "Roy is 51." He left it at that.

There was no need to ask Tyson the humanitarian how he felt. He seemed happy that the event had attracted some attention, happy that the public seems to have forgotten his buffoonish past. He admitted that his training did not interfere with his love of cannabis, and claimed to be satisfied at having gone the full eight rounds. Boxing, he said, is all about going the distance.

Tyson didn't turn back the clock to his prime, though he turned it back to when he was 39 or so. He looked about the same as he did late in his career, back when he was losing more often than not. He showed just enough of his old style against Jones that most observers felt he had the best of it, though he'd landed only a handful of solid punches and, just like in the old days, was entirely flummoxed by an opponent that held.

Still, there was a sense that had he wanted, Tyson could've tossed Jones out of the ring like a rag doll. Late in the contest he landed a left hook to the jaw that appeared to shake Jones; it may have been mere politeness that kept Tyson from throwing a few more of those vintage bombs.

Then again, maybe Tyson was tired, too. "Those two-minute rounds felt like three minutes," he said later, and all the geezers at home toasted Iron Mike's memory. 

Though the program included performances by rap artists and a middling undercard, plus fake crowd noise to make up for the virus-impacted empty arena, viewers are unlikely to spend another 50 dollars to watch the stars of yesterday compete. Suckers would probably like to see Tyson against his 1990s rival, Evander Holyfield, but it's doubtful that Jones will do this again. Tyson looked like he was having fun. Jones looked like an ice sculpture melting under the ring lights.

 

 - Don Stradley


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Sunday, November 22, 2020

Excuses...excuses....

 

Deontay Wilder, the defrocked heavyweight titlist, is talking a lot lately. 

If you've paid attention to Wilder in recent years, this is not so unusual. He's a talker, the way a lion is a carnivore. 

In the past, he's usually talked about his devastating knockout punch, and how he uses positive thinking to harness the power of the universe into his right hand. Now he talks only about Tyson Fury, and how their bout earlier this year was marred because the big Brit cheated.

Wilder hasn't always been so verbose. After his bronze medal win at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, he was a mild-mannered, grateful young guy whose only concern was being able to gain weight without sweating it off in the heat of his native Alabama. In recent years, though, he's been waging social media wars with anyone his mouth can reach, including past champions. It seemed he had tapped into this part of his personality in hopes of creating hype for himself, getting his name "out there."

After a lengthy reign as an undefeated heavyweight titleholder, and a string of impressive wins by knockout, Wilder had achieved a status that no American heavyweight has enjoyed in many years. But then came a draw with Fury in 2018, and then, shockingly, a TKO loss to Fury in 2020, one where Wilder was manhandled and smashed to the canvas many times before the contest was stopped in the seventh round. It was as disastrous a loss as we've ever witnessed for such a knockout artist as Wilder.

His face had been butchered, his left ear nearly torn off. Men thrown through the windshields of cars came out looking better than Wilder did on this night. He first blamed his performance on the bulky costume he'd worn into the ring, some unusual plumage that better belonged on an actor chasing Sigourney Weaver in an Alien movie. The cumbersome rig was apparently so heavy that Wilder's legs were exhausted before the opening bell. Then he blamed his trainer for stopping the contest prematurely, and even poisoning him. Wilder's display of sour grapes climaxed with him pointing to irregularities in Fury's gloves, as damning an accusation as can be made in the business.

Wilder's latest accusation isn't entirely his own - other's have pointed out that Fury's gloves looked peculiar during the bout - but America's fiercest heavyweight may be losing fans every time he opens his mouth.

Creative excuses from fighters are as old as the Marquis of Queensbury rules. When Marvin Hagler lost to Ray Leonard in 1987 he spun out  conspiracy theories about the boxing authorities working against him. Manny Pacquiao once blamed a bad performance on some badly fitting socks. After Muhammad Ali beat him in Zaire, George Foreman talked about someone drugging his water, a quick count from the referee, and voodoo curses. 

Foreman needed many years to come out of the fog created by his loss to Ali, but did so with a surprisingly mature attitude. "Muhammad amazed me," he said in 'Muhammad Ali: his Life and Times.' "I'll admit it. He outhought me; he outfought me. That night he was just the better man in the ring." Time helped Foreman accept his defeat, but there's no telling if Wilder will ever be so magnanimous regarding Fury.

The accusations leveled by Wilder are serious, including Fury having an object in his glove that actually left a still visible dent in Wilder's face. Wilder has spoken about this on social media, his voice heavy and dark. But no one is really buying it.

Wilder wants so badly to be seen as a kind of mythical, almost holy warrior that he peppers his diatribes with quotes from the Bible,  a cut rate Elmer Gantry bellowing at the flock. "He will have to pay back seven times what he stole," Wilder said at the end of his most recent monologue about Fury. "Even if he has to sell everything in his house. And payback is coming." 

By painting himself as a righteous champion cheated out of his title, Wilder  may simply be putting himself into a particular frame of mind, that of the unjustly beaten man out for revenge. He certainly wouldn't be the first fighter to talk his way into a victorious mindset - Ali did it all the time  - but he's taking a risk. No one likes a sore loser, and despite Wilder's quasi-biblical posturing, he simply sounds like a guy who doesn't know how to deal with failure. Then again, he knows the customers are fickle; if he beats Fury in a third bout, those fans will be right back in his corner. And if believing he's a victim of cheating helps him get there, so be it.

But a note to Wilder: the Bible is a big book. Check if there's anything in there about keeping your hands up and your chin down. That might help. 

And the costume? Next time, try it on in the store first.

- Don Stradley


Friday, February 15, 2019

Rocky Lockridge 1959-2019



A  loudmouthed drunk was harassing a short man. They were in a parking lot outside a New Jersey convenience store, with a small audience enjoying the show. Of course, someone was recording the whole thing for YouTube, because that's our world now.

The short fellow, dressed in bright red pants and a pink shirt, took the abuse for a moment. Then, amid cries of "Don't do it champ!" he threw a blinding quick left-right to the drunk's face, knocking him to the sidewalk hard.  With onlookers shouting, "Out cold!" the drunk lay still. One of his buddies pretended to count him out. It all seemed like good fun for a bunch of guys drinking Ripple out of paper sacks, but another inch or two and the knockout victim would've cracked his head against a brick wall. The next day's news headline would've been 'Former boxing champion Rocky Lockridge kills man in sidewalk altercation.' 

Lockridge got a break, though. The drunk's head didn't hit the wall.

It was a rare bit of luck for Lockridge, who died recently at age 60. When it came to lucky breaks, he didn't get many of those in his life.

Even in the ring, where he was damned good, he often seemed like a hard-luck character in the wrong place at the wrong time. He had a penchant for coming out on the short end of  split decisions, usually in the other guy's hometown. The worst was in 1985 when Rocky went to San Juan, Puerto Rico to defend his junior lightweight title against Wilfredo Gomez. Lockridge was beautiful that day; he won at least 10 out of 15 rounds. But Gomez was a star in Puerto Rico, and the judges gave the whole plate to him. 

How might Lockridge's career have turned out if the judges had seen it his way?

Maybe he would've stayed out of trouble. Maybe he would've avoided the drugs that brought him down. 

Then again, maybe he was just doomed to walk that walk.

It was common knowledge that Lockridge spent most of the 2000s living rough on the streets of Camden. Like so many fighters of the 1980s, he was a drug addict. It didn't make sense. He wasn't a wild man like the others we occasionally heard about. He was little Rocky Lockridge, always polite, quick with a smile. 

But we really didn't know that much about him. Not really.

He was  a wiry guy with shoulders that seemed extra wide, and his fighting style was a mix of standard upright boxing sprinkled with the occasional barroom haymaker. This lapse into brawling endeared him to the fans in the cheap seats, and made him a favorite on television. He fought during the sunset of boxing's network era, so when we think of his name, we think of it being barked out by Marv Albert on NBC's Sportsworld. We think of him being interviewed by the fight doctor, Ferdie Pacheco. We think of his colorful trainers, Lou Duva and George Benton.When Rocky won, he'd jump into Duva's arms, looking like a child leaping onto the hood of a moving truck.

Because he had so many tough losses, we forget the wins. And he certainly had his share. Roger Mayweather was the undefeated WBA super featherweight champion when he met Lockridge in Beaumont, Texas on February 26, 1984. Using the same right hand that kept him undefeated in parking lots, Lockridge left Mayweather on the canvas like a pile of rubble. It took 98 seconds. By the time Lockridge quit boxing in 1992, he'd won 44 of 53 fights, 36 of them by KO. 

Within a few years he was busted twice for burglary. He got out of prison in 1999 and spent some years drifting.

By 2009 he was in such dire straights that his family ambushed him on one of those grotesque reality shows where loved ones try to convince drug addicts to get help. He wailed and cried, and it was all quite a big deal, because the type of deep pain that churned inside Rocky turned out to be good show business. His crying jag caromed across the internet, putting him into a viral hall of fame with the talking dogs and piano playing cats. But as odd as it was to see Lockridge reduced to an  internet meme, this began a road to recovery. He had a few good years, and we hope they were happy ones, before his health started giving out. There were strokes and other problems; he ended up in hospice care, wired up with feeding tubes. 

Two weeks ago his family took him off life support.

It was the first real break he'd had in a long time.

- Don Stradley


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